WARNING! (This post will be a little weird!)
Everyone, this…..is the most tragic day in the history of Lemons……
Limmy the Lemon, loved by his fellow lemonades, has……DIED!!
It all started out with an innocent get out. Windy brought some lemons over the trampoline to make it more fun. After jumping (trying to avoid hitting the lemons) for a while, Alex, Annie, and Sunny left. Leaving Windy, Cielo, Misty and Lena….alone.
The lemons had fallen all over the floor of the trampoline so the girls were picking them up. Cielo then throu Windy a lemon and she caught it, with one hand! That sent a brilliant game through Windy’s mind. She told Cielo and they started to play Lemonation! (Which basically means throwing two lemons back and fourth between two people.) Soon Lena and Misty catched on the fun and all four started playing lemonation.
After a while at this Cielo through her lemon waaaay up high and told Windy, “Hey, see who can do that higher!” So she did! (heh, and I did it higher! bahahaha!) …..hee…I’m a little sheep. (sorry..RANDOOOM!)
AHEM! so they started throwing their lemons in the air! Whoohooooo! AL THE SINGLE LADIES!!! (HEY, don’t make FUN! We ARE single you know!…..touchy!)
SOOOOOO Misty and Lena soon caught up and we all started throwing our lemons in the air.
Tragic, disaster!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOM! (<- that was Cielo’s idea)
Windy’s lemon fell into the fountain!!! She quickly ran to see if it was okay, but alas…..it was NOT! Halfway broken in two….the poor lemon lay in a puddle of water.
“Bah, who cares???? This lemon deserves to live his life, till his last breath and till he completely parts in two.” Windy said.
And so it happened that while playing with the lemon a while longer, his body cracked in two….on the bushes. (poor dude…..crucified…..at least it was quick…..)
Everybody was lamenting, and Windy said, “This fellow deserves a funeral.”
Cielo got some dried leaves, Lena got matches and Misty…just stood there. While I lay the little Lemon, (now dubbed Limmy) to his spot in the ground. We tried cremating him, but ……it didn’t work! So Windy got some dirt and very solemnly said. “Everyone, take a bit of dirt.”
The girls looked at her like, “huh?” and hesitated.
“TAKE A BIT OF DIRT!!! NOW!!!”
Everybody quickly did as she said and followed Windy as she said. “Dust though art, and dust though shalt return.” They covered the lemon with the dirt and put the leaves that they had tried to cremate him with around the little black spot. So Windy ran to the room got a piece of paper and wrote this.
Poor limmy, his wife was sad, and with CHILD! Can you believe it?
Sad to say, all his fellow Lemonades were not all that happy about it either and mourned his quick and sudden death. All…..but one….
Lena, Cielo and me….mourning poor limmy’s passage…..
May he rest in piece and go to Leaven Amen?
Oh, and by the way, take away all that sorrow, THIS GET OUT WAS FUNN!!!
Yay to me!…..bahahah!
(yeeeeeah…..welcome to the other side of me!…..)
Oh, and PS!!!!
For a fun video of this …ehh….event….go to: